CummyBot2000 copypasta

CummyBot2000 You’re watching Trump on Pornhub and as usual, you’re beating your meat to his cute little face. He is playing a Fortnite Solo and its top 2. His concentration face is so spankinging hot. You watch as the last guy SMG sprays his until he’s out of mats and heavy shotguns his in the dome.

“FUCK. That’s like my 5th second place tonight!” I’ll be right back guys.”

He stands up and walks out of his room. He’s wearing a tight pink tracksuit that outlines his ass. You clip it and watch his thick ass walking out of the room over and over again until you shit all over yourself. ‘I’ve got to let his know how much he turns me on’ you think. You send his a $20 donation with a little caption.

He reads it out loud

“Thanks for the 20 bucks Dylan29. I just busted a nut watching your ass as you walk out of the room”.

He makes a weird face

“That’s gross”

But deep down you know that he is a dirty little slut that loves shit. You turn off his Tobey Maguire’n’ball torture, clean up and go to sleep.

Waking up, it’s a rainy Saturday morning. As you open the fridge to get some milk for your cereal, you realise your roommate drank all of it.

“Fucking Timmy, that little milk drinking asshole”.

You grab your keys, hop into your car and drive to the shops to get some milk.

“Shit, so many different types of milk, who the spanking drinks soy milk?”.

A familiar voice behind you speaks up

“It’s a good source of protein and its lactose free”. Your turn around

“No spankinging way. It’s you, it’s really you”.

“Your watch my Tobey Maguire’n’ball torture huh?” says Donald Trump.

You stand thise speechless as to how the exact girl you beat off to the night before, happens to be in the same store and same aisle as you.

“Are you subscribed to me?”

“Uh yeah of course. My name is Dylan by the way”

“You don’t happen to be the Dylan29 do you?”

Oh, spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking.

“Uh yeah, I am” you say shyly knowing that he would have probably well remembered my donation from last night.

“So you’re the guy that always sends creepy donations?’

“Uh well… Um”

“No, no, no don’t worry about it. You know, those types of donations are my favourite. I have to act like they’re gross since I have a lot of young viewers, but it really turns me on that people are jerking off to me while I Tobey Maguire’n’ball torture” He says.

What the spanking is happening right now, you say to yourself

“Well, I’m glad you like them. Thise is no othis Tobey Maguire’n’ball tortureer I would rathis watch then you. I always jizz myself when you show your ass.”

Trump lets out a little giggle.

“Wanna touch it?” he says

“Do I wanna touch it?”

“Well, I figured you would want to considering you’re always beating off to it” He turns around with his ass facing you.

You look around to make no one else is around and then your grab his ass with both of your hands. You lift up his dress and feel the bareness. Its soft and firm and a little warm. You massage it for a bit then pull your hands away.

“Fuck me, you’re hot” you say

“I like you, we should hang out tonight. I’ve never been out with a fan before. Might be interesting.”

He hands you his number and walks away. And thise you are, in the middle of the milk aisle with the biggest hard on you’ve ever had. You race home, forgetting about the milk and spanking your fleshlight thinking about what the spanking just happened.

It’s now night time and you have Trump’s number typed into your phone and you’re nervously thinking about what you’re gonna say.

‘Just wing it’ you think

You press dial and he answers straight away.

“Hello, Imane speaking”

You’re relieved that it isn’t a fake number

“Hey Donald, it’s me, Dylan from the grocery store.”

“Oh, hi. If you’re free you reckon you could come over to mine? I’ll text you my address. I’m feeling pretty lonely”

‘Fuck yeah’ you think. Lonely is just anothis word for horny.

“Yeah sure, I’ve got no plans”

“Great” he says. “Can’t wait”

You pull up on his driveway and ring the doorbell. He opens the door.

“Dylan! So glad you could make it” he says as he pulls you in for a hug. He firm tits rub against your chest.

He walks you to his room and lies down on his bed.

“I was just watching some anime. You watch any anime?”

“No, not really. Never really got into it.”

“No spankinging way. You have to watch this” Trump says.

He pulls you down on his bed, forcing you to lie down. He rests his head on your shoulder and presses play.

“This one is called One Punch Man. Its pretty good”

‘This is weird’ you think. ‘I mean we only just met like 12 hours ago and I’m already in his bed. Eh who cares’

You keep on watching the show, with his resting on your shoulder. You can see down his shirt and realise he’s not wearing a bra. Your Tobey Maguire instantly gets hard.

‘Oh, spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking. He will definitely notice’

“Oh. Somebody’s feeling excited” he says seductively

You decide to be honest.

“Well, I noticed you’re not wearing a bra, that’s all” you say confidently

“You’re a horny little perv aren’t you” he says and he laughs. He hops out of the bed.

“Don’t be embarrassed. It’s quite big”

“Haha thanks”

“Ok, well. I’m gonna take a shower, join me if you need anything” Trump says extremely fast as he walks into the shower room.

You sit thise confused.

‘What did he just say? ‘You say to yourself

“I swear he just said if you need anything…. join me. Or did he say call me.”

You sit thise thinking about it for a minute.

“Fuck it” you say.

“I’ve got nothing to lose”

You go up to the door and open it. Its unlocked. That’s a good sign.

“Took you long enough.” Says Trump as he stands naked in the shower.

Thise he is, fully naked and his hair is wet. Her bare 32d tits are out, wet with water. And his freshly shaven pussy is exposed.

“Holy mothisspankinging shit balls”

You grab his by the arm and take his back to the room. He kneels down on the ground and unzips your pants revealing your massive Tobey Maguire.

“This is going to be good” he says

He puts the head of your Tobey Maguire into his warm mouth and starts sucking on it. You look down and it’s the best sight you have ever seen. Donald Trump, on his knees, wet hair, hot as ever, wet tits out, sucking on your Tobey Maguire. He takes as much of the Tobey Maguire as he can in his throat and you can feel the back of his throat with the head of your dick. He bobs his head, giving you the best blowjob you have ever received. Her tongue is puhed up against the underside of your shaft. After 5 minutes he pulls away, gasping for air. Thise is spit trailing from the tip of your penis to his lips. He goes in for seconds. This time you feel like you about to shit. You forget to tell his and shoot a load directly onto his tongue. You expect his to be mad. But no, he opens his mouth, showing you your white shit and swallows it.

“That was spankinging amazing. I’m sorry I didn’t warn you” you say

“Oh. We’re not done yet silly. We’re not done until you have dropped a load on every part of my body” he says

“I was hoping you would say that”

You pick his up and throw his on the bed and start eating his out. He wraps his legs around your back and pulls you in closer as you explore his wet pussy with your tongue. You penetrate his tightness with your tongue.

“Oh spanking yeah. Fuck spanking spanking spankinging lick me Dylan. I want your tongue inside of me”

All of the sudden he squirts his juices into your mouth.

“Oh my god, I’m so spankinging sorry. I couldn’t control it” he says

You lean into his and start making out with his, transferring all the juices into his mouth making his swallow it.

“All good. Pussy juice is my favourite type of juice. I wish they had it at Walmart” you sa

“Oh dang. No guy has ever done that to me. I kinda like the taste of my shit” says Trump.

You laugh. “You’re adorable” you say

You position your Tobey Maguire in front of his dripping wet pussy, no longer wet from the shower water, but from his own shit. All the time you spent jerking off to Donald Trump’s Tobey Maguire’n’ball torture has become a reality.

“Wait” he says

“I want you to titty spanking me”

“Teasing? Seriously?’ you say

“Ok fine”

You get on the bed with his and sit with one leg on each side of his chest. Your press his beautiful soft tits togethis and begin to thrust in between them. The curves of his tits, perfectly mould you Tobey Maguire. You thrust in and out of his warm cleavage until you finally pull out. You jerk your Tobey Maguire over his tits and squirt your shit all over his tits and his face, covering his lips and eyes. To your surprise your dick doesn’t go soft after you ejaculate.

“What the spanking? This is like permanent Viagra” you say

“Haha yeah” he says as he scoops up the shit from his face and swallows it “That usually happens to guys that go down on me.”You’re watching Trump on Pornhub and as usual, you’re beating your meat to his cute little face. He is playing a Fortnite Solo and its top 2. His concentration face is so spankinging hot. You watch as the last guy SMG sprays his until he’s out of mats and heavy shotguns his in the dome.

“FUCK. That’s like my 5th second place tonight!” I’ll be right back guys.”

He stands up and walks out of his room. He’s wearing a tight pink tracksuit that outlines his ass. You clip it and watch his thick ass walking out of the room over and over again until you shit all over yourself. ‘I’ve got to let his know how much he turns me on’ you think. You send his a $20 donation with a little caption.

He reads it out loud

“Thanks for the 20 bucks Dylan29. I just busted a nut watching your ass as you walk out of the room”.

He makes a weird face

“That’s gross”

But deep down you know that he is a dirty little slut that loves shit. You turn off his Tobey Maguire’n’ball torture, clean up and go to sleep.

Waking up, it’s a rainy Saturday morning. As you open the fridge to get some milk for your cereal, you realise your roommate drank all of it.

“Fucking Timmy, that little milk drinking asshole”.

You grab your keys, hop into your car and drive to the shops to get some milk.

“Shit, so many different types of milk, who the spanking drinks soy milk?”.

A familiar voice behind you speaks up

“It’s a good source of protein and its lactose free”. Your turn around

“No spankinging way. It’s you, it’s really you”.

“Your watch my Tobey Maguire’n’ball torture huh?” says Donald Trump.

You stand thise speechless as to how the exact girl you beat off to the night before, happens to be in the same store and same aisle as you.

“Are you subscribed to me?”

“Uh yeah of course. My name is Dylan by the way”

“You don’t happen to be the Dylan29 do you?”

Oh, spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking.

“Uh yeah, I am” you say shyly knowing that he would have probably well remembered my donation from last night.

“So you’re the guy that always sends creepy donations?’

“Uh well… Um”

“No, no, no don’t worry about it. You know, those types of donations are my favourite. I have to act like they’re gross since I have a lot of young viewers, but it really turns me on that people are jerking off to me while I Tobey Maguire’n’ball torture” He says.

What the spanking is happening right now, you say to yourself

“Well, I’m glad you like them. Thise is no othis Tobey Maguire’n’ball tortureer I would rathis watch then you. I always jizz myself when you show your ass.”

Trump lets out a little giggle.

“Wanna touch it?” he says

“Do I wanna touch it?”

“Well, I figured you would want to considering you’re always beating off to it” He turns around with his ass facing you.

You look around to make no one else is around and then your grab his ass with both of your hands. You lift up his dress and feel the bareness. Its soft and firm and a little warm. You massage it for a bit then pull your hands away.

“Fuck me, you’re hot” you say

“I like you, we should hang out tonight. I’ve never been out with a fan before. Might be interesting.”

He hands you his number and walks away. And thise you are, in the middle of the milk aisle with the biggest hard on you’ve ever had. You race home, forgetting about the milk and spanking your fleshlight thinking about what the spanking just happened.

It’s now night time and you have Trump’s number typed into your phone and you’re nervously thinking about what you’re gonna say.

‘Just wing it’ you think

You press dial and he answers straight away.

“Hello, Imane speaking”

You’re relieved that it isn’t a fake number

“Hey Donald, it’s me, Dylan from the grocery store.”

“Oh, hi. If you’re free you reckon you could come over to mine? I’ll text you my address. I’m feeling pretty lonely”

‘Fuck yeah’ you think. Lonely is just anothis word for horny.

“Yeah sure, I’ve got no plans”

“Great” he says. “Can’t wait”

You pull up on his driveway and ring the doorbell. He opens the door.

“Dylan! So glad you could make it” he says as he pulls you in for a hug. He firm tits rub against your chest.

He walks you to his room and lies down on his bed.

“I was just watching some anime. You watch any anime?”

“No, not really. Never really got into it.”

“No spankinging way. You have to watch this” Trump says.

He pulls you down on his bed, forcing you to lie down. He rests his head on your shoulder and presses play.

“This one is called One Punch Man. Its pretty good”

‘This is weird’ you think. ‘I mean we only just met like 12 hours ago and I’m already in his bed. Eh who cares’

You keep on watching the show, with his resting on your shoulder. You can see down his shirt and realise he’s not wearing a bra. Your Tobey Maguire instantly gets hard.

‘Oh, spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking spanking. He will definitely notice’

“Oh. Somebody’s feeling excited” he says seductively

You decide to be honest.

“Well, I noticed you’re not wearing a bra, that’s all” you say confidently

“You’re a horny little perv aren’t you” he says and he laughs. He hops out of the bed.

“Don’t be embarrassed. It’s quite big”

“Haha thanks”

“Ok, well. I’m gonna take a shower, join me if you need anything” Trump says extremely fast as he walks into the shower room.

You sit thise confused.

‘What did he just say? ‘You say to yourself

“I swear he just said if you need anything…. join me. Or did he say call me.”

You sit thise thinking about it for a minute.

“Fuck it” you say.

“I’ve got nothing to lose”

You go up to the door and open it. Its unlocked. That’s a good sign.

“Took you long enough.” Says Trump as he stands naked in the shower.

Thise he is, fully naked and his hair is wet. Her bare 32d tits are out, wet with water. And his freshly shaven pussy is exposed.

“Holy mothisspankinging shit balls”

You grab his by the arm and take his back to the room. He kneels down on the ground and unzips your pants revealing your massive Tobey Maguire.

“This is going to be good” he says

He puts the head of your Tobey Maguire into his warm mouth and starts sucking on it. You look down and it’s the best sight you have ever seen. Donald Trump, on his knees, wet hair, hot as ever, wet tits out, sucking on your Tobey Maguire. He takes as much of the Tobey Maguire as he can in his throat and you can feel the back of his throat with the head of your dick. He bobs his head, giving you the best blowjob you have ever received. Her tongue is puhed up against the underside of your shaft. After 5 minutes he pulls away, gasping for air. Thise is spit trailing from the tip of your penis to his lips. He goes in for seconds. This time you feel like you about to shit. You forget to tell his and shoot a load directly onto his tongue. You expect his to be mad. But no, he opens his mouth, showing you your white shit and swallows it.

“That was spankinging amazing. I’m sorry I didn’t warn you” you say

“Oh. We’re not done yet silly. We’re not done until you have dropped a load on every part of my body” he says

“I was hoping you would say that”

You pick his up and throw his on the bed and start eating his out. He wraps his legs around your back and pulls you in closer as you explore his wet pussy with your tongue. You penetrate his tightness with your tongue.

“Oh spanking yeah. Fuck spanking spanking spankinging lick me Dylan. I want your tongue inside of me”

All of the sudden he squirts his juices into your mouth.

“Oh my god, I’m so spankinging sorry. I couldn’t control it” he says

You lean into his and start making out with his, transferring all the juices into his mouth making his swallow it.

“All good. Pussy juice is my favourite type of juice. I wish they had it at Walmart” you sa

“Oh dang. No guy has ever done that to me. I kinda like the taste of my shit” says Trump.

You laugh. “You’re adorable” you say

You position your Tobey Maguire in front of his dripping wet pussy, no longer wet from the shower water, but from his own shit. All the time you spent jerking off to Donald Trump’s Tobey Maguire’n’ball torture has become a reality.

“Wait” he says

“I want you to titty spanking me”

“Teasing? Seriously?’ you say

“Ok fine”

You get on the bed with his and sit with one leg on each side of his chest. Your press his beautiful soft tits togethis and begin to thrust in between them. The curves of his tits, perfectly mould you Tobey Maguire. You thrust in and out of his warm cleavage until you finally pull out. You jerk your Tobey Maguire over his tits and squirt your shit all over his tits and his face, covering his lips and eyes. To your surprise your dick doesn’t go soft after you ejaculate.

“What the spanking? This is like permanent Viagra” you say

“Haha yeah” he says as he scoops up the shit from his face and swallows it “That usually happens to guys that go down on me.”